Kid-isms

I'm going to start a new column on my blog with these kid-ism's but this one was really funny so I thought I'd post about it.

Scenario: Matthew is supposed to be going to sleep for the night but keeps getting up. Danny and I have been taking turns putting him back into bed. This time it's my turn.

Mommy: Matthew, mommy is going to have to spank you if you get out of bed again. Do you want a spanking?

Matthew: mumble noise

Mommy: Do you want a spanking? Yes or No

Matthew: Yes

Now how do I follow through on that???